How to Make Yourself Sick
Have you ever thought about pretending you’re sick for a day or two just to have some time off? You know you’re not going psychotic and want to make them believe that you are really sick. Just want to relax. Here you will see how to fake sickness and this in a convincing way, you definitely have to work on it to cause some of the symptoms, because you will be more convincing this way.
Some of the most common symptoms of sickness are fever, cough,
sneezing, sweating, loss of appetite, hoarseness, headache and so on… Here’s
how you get some or all of these symptoms.
While a fever can be a nasty experience, everyone does not hate
it. This applies especially to some people who have a bunch of work
obligations, so they do not want to go to work the next morning. Below are some
steps on how to make yourself sick and to avoid going to work or school.
How to get a fever and
temperature
Disclaimer: Don’t go
overboard doing silly things, doing so may cause great harm, and we take no
responsibility. Be smart, take great care of your health.
1. Drink
ice-cold water repeatedly
2. Do not
eat anything – Be on a complete fast
3. Overexert
yourself by doing some exercise beyond your capacity
4. Take a
bath in cold water, do not dry yourself and sit in an AC or the open air with
minimal clothes on the body. Repeat this 2–3 times
5. Do not sleep as much as possible- Lie down on your open terrace, with minimal clothes or wet clothes.
6. Pray to
God to grant your wish of getting a fever. (Since he rarely gets applications
for fever who knows he may grant your wish) via
. Keep in
mind when you are doing this to make sure you are doing this in secret. God
forbid that this gets out to your boss or parents.


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