How to Make Yourself Sick

Make Yourself Sick

Have you ever thought about pretending you’re sick for a day or two just to have some time off? You know you’re not going psychotic and want to make them believe that you are really sick. Just want to relax. Here you will see how to fake sickness and this in a convincing way, you definitely have to work on it to cause some of the symptoms, because you will be more convincing this way.

Some of the most common symptoms of sickness are fever, cough, sneezing, sweating, loss of appetite, hoarseness, headache and so on… Here’s how you get some or all of these symptoms.

While a fever can be a nasty experience, everyone does not hate it. This applies especially to some people who have a bunch of work obligations, so they do not want to go to work the next morning. Below are some steps on how to make yourself sick and to avoid going to work or school.

How to get a fever and temperature

get a fever and temperature

Disclaimer: Don’t go overboard doing silly things, doing so may cause great harm, and we take no responsibility. Be smart, take great care of your health.

1.   Drink ice-cold water repeatedly

2.  Do not eat anything – Be on a complete fast

3.  Overexert yourself by doing some exercise beyond your capacity

4.  Take a bath in cold water, do not dry yourself and sit in an AC or the open air with minimal clothes on the body. Repeat this 2–3 times

5.  Do not sleep as much as possible- Lie down on your open terrace, with minimal clothes or wet clothes.

6.  Pray to God to grant your wish of getting a fever. (Since he rarely gets applications for fever who knows he may grant your wish) via

.  Keep in mind when you are doing this to make sure you are doing this in secret. God forbid that this gets out to your boss or parents.

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